February 8th 2008
Golfballs that never land - HOT!
Periscopes - NOT!
The smell of lion's sweat - HOT!
Just after a wild sprint and the attack and devouring of a prey, a lion's
salty perspiration is heavenly. Just take a deep breath and inhale. You will
not regret it.
A cheese with human ears - NOT!
It's wrong, very wrong.
Monks that swear - NOT!
Badly done cubism - HOT!
Happy vampires - NOT!
It's irritating when these suppossedly scaring, ominous presences are all
cheery and sing a song and do a little dance while sucking the blood from
the neck of some lady.
Stilts - HOT!
It's never been anything but hot and will very possibly be hot forever.
The Complete works of Shakespeare - NOT!
January 18th 2008
Runny noses - HOT!
Particles - NOT!
Their small size simply makes them pathetic and of no real use for a busy modern individual.
Jam that has passed its expiration date - HOT!
Intelligent life on other planets - NOT!
Celine Dion - HOT!
It's just fantastic when that woman opens up her tiny mouth and lets it all out. No real emotion, just fake professionalism. That's what we love.
Anvils - HOT!
Russian roulette - NOT!
Why loose lives over such a lowtech game? It's old-fashioned and not cool. We recommend that you find a way to combine Nintendo Wii with killing yourself or some of your best friends.
People that are never embarrased - HOT!
Ear lopes - NOT!
It's just somekind of flappy skin that think it's important. It doesn't DO anything compared to the lungs, the heart or the eyes, and it's time someone explains it to them.
December 21st 2007
Monocles - HOT!
Every other raindrop - NOT!
Extremely rich, very evil Russian psychopaths - NOT!
They often ruin a good mood, when they yell about killing everybody and
destroy the entire planet Earth. Stuff like that can be a downer at an
otherwise fun party.
Squeezed by very drunk, lovesick wrestler - HOT!
Owls that hate everybody and everything - HOT!
Owls have always been associated with calmness and wisdom. We need a change!
Show us some temper and senseless anarchy, you boring owls!
Dancing coroners - NOT!
Berries - HOT!
Trust - NOT!
It's overrated and not really useful. What's life without the drama caused
by conceit, lying and disloyalty?
December 17th 2007
Asbestos - HOT!
All the cool people love the taste of this poisonous material!
Left nostrils - NOT!
Glass eye used as erotic toy - HOT!
Eric Clapton's cousin Danny - HOT!
Bullet-proof contact lenses - NOT!
Restraining orders - HOT!
Death by drowning - NOT!
People are simply not very hooked to the fact that this thing means that they cease to exist, something which apparently always brings the mood down a bit
Malpractice - NOT!
It's totally rock ´n roll!
Reconciliation - NOT!
It's full of compromise and weakness. Be strong, be an individual - never forgive!
Duel at dawn - HOT!
But only if it's over something to do with a turtle
Skin - NOT!
Why is the human body not covered in something tougher and more colourful? This thing is boring, predictable and ever so fragile
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