in real life it's the other way around, the biggest asshole always wins !!!

It's very funny!

You are great!

"There could be a problem if Hilary Clinton had been elected ;)"


Not Really, I hear she is well hung.

so it's not a myth!

My president has the biggest penis in the world!! He's name is TRAIAN BASESCU and Elena Udrea can prove it! :))

thats george carlins joke right there

Epic fail on the olimpics, epic fail on the war... Damn :(

There could be a problem if Hilary Clinton had been elected ;)

KGB with interest observes of you

Would this disqualify Sarah Palin ?

Oh yeah! My heroes, mmm!!!!

Brilliant!

arggg !!!

I think the man standing left looks more like George Bush than like Dmitriy Medvedev.

This is a nice method of electing the president. Just imagine who will rule the planet :)

2 Max from Russian Federation
> If only we would have known during the elections...

Heh... gonna combine elections ans erections?

;-)

Well i think that's not accurate. We need to take and measure all penises in USA and Russia to understand the whole picture :)

Damn!

If only we would have known during the elections...

This is a BINGO!

It's not fair ) Couse everyone knows that black people are longer... in some places

I bet Putin would have won ^^

:0D

@Strainy
There are at least two ways to distinguish them:

1. Everyone (at least in Poland) knows that Ukrainians have black palates. We believe Russians have pink ones like normal people.

2. Russians (and Ukrainian prime minister) are unable to pronounce sound 'h'.

freeeetz: Yeah - how could you tell a Russian man from a Ukranian man? It could be that it's only the irradiated mini-russkis in the Ukraine that has flaccid little radioactive peckers?

Wow....a dick joke. And people belive this myth? Stupidity is worldwide.

I would like to see more Dick bird instead.

@creo

Pick up your screen and rotate it.
Sometimes the answers are that simple!

Both men are well suited for a flacid penis contest.

There should be a new category in Nobel prize...

Haha, there went chinas hopes to be a respected force around the world down the drain!

lolz from Denmark
March 15, 2010
Haha - 'tis funny because it's true - all russian men have incredibly embarrassing micropenises!
______

I wonder how you know this.

@creo, cont.
Actually US flag is also screwed - one red strip is missing. I 'm not going to count the starscount the stars...

@creo: it is the Russian flag, which is improperly placed.
Proper way to hang the flag vertically is not to rotate it, but to reflect. Top-left corner remkains on place, top edge becomes the left one and vice versa

How have you rotated that US flag? There is simply no way to get the horizontal one...

Fritz from Germany: Didn't germany get f-cked by both the US and Russia during WWII? How suitable that you have p-ssy now.

China should forget about dreams to become real world power.

I think this way doesn't avoid wars. I think it makes war more closely to begin...

Haha - 'tis funny because it's true - all russian men have incredibly embarrassing micropenises!

You have to measure Putin's !!

We have a chancellorette in Germoney!
And as we all know:
pussy a_l_w_a_y_s beats dick!

monty python at it again ? "his name is.... biggus dickus!"

reminds me of Carlin's joke as well

The real facts give us a hint about Bin Laden's size...Maybe that's why they can't find them: He's always hiding behind his dick.

Oh, now I know criteria of choosing the prisident in US :)

too bad his brain isn't as large as his penis. What a fucking moron he is. Make's G. W. Bush seem brilliant.

Somehow it reminds me of George Carlin. According to him world politics is not about economics, oil, gold or world domination, it's all about who's got the biggest dick. War is a prick showing game.

Huh huh huh
Sometimes dimensions don't matter.
Sometimes colour rulez.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

sorry.

So Mr Chamberlain said to Mr Hitler:"Penis in our time!" But that Mr Hitler was a cheat. He replied:"Instead let's have a competition to see who has the biggest arsehole."

weeeeell, if they measured the average size, USA would only win over a few countries in Asia, and that is WITH african americans included...

Lolz that's kinda funny... why did Medvedyevs hair go grey all of a sudden? Is it the shock of embarrassment?:p

Actually.. This only proves that Obama's is bigger than Mr. Tadic's (that of president of Serbia). At least judging by the flags ;-)

(hint: you need to rotate the flags the same way)

OMG, poor Mr. Medviediew, I feel sorry for him

I predict we are going to see many black presidents in the future...

Quite frankly: There are no wieners in war (since 45).

Shouldn't it say: & oui have a wiener?

And we have a weener!

I'm sorry but... ...It's funny because it's true!

Everyone know that black men have bigger penis.... I think...

haha :) Epic!

Balck men wins........